Episodes/Stories

Episode 6 – A Urinal in the Middle of an Otherwise Empty Room

05.03.21 – On the season finale of Story Thing: a global pandemic upends day-to-day life, I have a quick chat with the demon that lives in my brain, and I play a few video games to pass the time.
Story text: A Urinal in the Middle of an Otherwise Empty Room


Episode 5 – Halloween 4 Sweatpants: Evil on Two Legs

04.26.21 – The Instagram algorithm showed me an ad for Halloween 4 sweatpants, and it sent me down a healthy spiral of self reflection.
Story text: Halloween 4 Sweatpants: Evil on Two Legs


Episode 4 – Aliens. Hello.

04.19.21 – In 1977, a 12-inch golden record was placed on board the Voyager 1 probe and shot into space. I’m doing something similar with a gallon sized ziplock bag full of relics, and also this unnecessarily detailed letter.
Story text: Aliens. Hello.


Episode 3 – Crawlspace Toilet

04.12.21 – My cat isn’t using her litter box, which I handle in a very normal, positive way.
Story text: Crawlspace Toilet


Episode 2 – Dry Heaving in the Dark

04.05.21 – I share an office with an interesting character and learn the art of Guided Chaos.
Story text: Dry Heaving in the Dark


Episode 1 – A Man on Fire, Pringles, and Liquor

03.29.21 – A gas station explodes, I join a Misfits cover band, and I learn a valuable lesson about alcohol. Not in that order.
Story text: A Man on Fire, Pringles, and Liquor